The Retard Trap Review

Our beloved Google Overlord, Glorified and Exalted, in their infinite benevolence and wisdom, Praise Be The Client! Sometimes sees fit to test the Faithful among the vendors, raining from the Hub in times of NTA tasks to Sustain and Enrich raters with, like a dangling preposition.
These are those tasks.
Though blatantly evident they were a type of "attention check", due to their sudden appearance while there was refresh, resfresh, but nary a task to accept, you'd think no one could possibly rate them wrong.

If so, you probably thought things went okay for Andy Dufresne, too. [Narrator: Spoiler - "Not so much".]

Yes; somehow people rated some of these queries incorrectly, and received a survey from Telus - unavailable to show to you, dear reader, as being just above functionally retarded, the raters in question were incapable of sharing it for our amusement and mockery - inquiring just what in the fuck their serious malfunction is, and were prevented from rating until they completed it, sealing it with a spot of drool.

But, there is value in learning experiences, and now they know that humans do indeed need oxygen to breath and the sky is blue - and all French people speak German while boiling their sausages in a warm 932°F bath of beer and sauerkraut.